Guyman
A poor man having his money stolen by the stupid government and other stiffs like that. The government (A.K.A. that stupid d*$# hole) is messing up the entire freaking contry with his crappy healthcare scam and Guyman won't stand for it much longer.
The Old Geezer
A christian old prist whom follows God's Word with all his skill. Unfortunantly, every other person in the comic strip hates him because he believes in God. They all try to convience him that he is wrong, but he isn't buging. His confort comes from the fact that all his enemies are going to Hell.
The Government
The Government is the antagonist of the strip. Hated by every single character in the strip, (except himself) he tries to steal money from everybody with his all new health care plan that is really a scam to steal peoples money.
Ghost
A poor sap whom gets the bad end of the stick in every situation he is present in. A victim of the Governments cruddy health care bill designed to steal money from everybody, he died from a heart attack after seeing the amount of money he had to pay for signing up.